Lets just dive right in,
Have you ever heard of “Form Follows Function”?
According to Wikipedia:
“..a principle associated with modern architecture and industrial design in the 20th century. The principle is that the shape of a building or object should be primarily based upon its intended function or purpose.”
If you’ve ever been around me for any length of time, I’m pretty sure you’ve heard me use it.
Usually referencing music, artists, local yokels etc…
It’s getting frustrating guys, watching the local interwebs fill up with artists and/or bands who invest more time on their “Image” than they do making intelligent … coherent… music.
I’m not even going to go down the top 40 DJ path with this discussion, simply because (as I’ve always held true) the “art” in being a bar/party/club DJ is in how they work with people, specifically :
- Drunks
- Trust-fund music critics
- impatient failed prom queens
- Other DJ’s who think they can “school” you
- Bar owners that would rather pay DJ’s via alcohol.
Anyways, I digress..
Bands & Artists, take the time and invest in YOURSELVES, if you don’t.. why should we (The consumers) invest in YOU? (i.e. buy your music)
If you are in the music business as a hobby, or your internal ego-driven record player is forever stuck in complain-drama-complain-i’m-better-than-all-you part of life’s soundtrack.. stop reading now.
You ask: “Investing? Now, just how should bands/artists do that?”
My Answer: “Time & Money”
Yes, thats right..
Take the Time to:
✓ Learn how to Practice
✓ Practice
✓ know what works and what doesn’t (gear/shows/merch/marketing/etc.)
✓ save money (ex: if buying a dime bag comes 1st before new strings- this is a hobby for you)
✓ Practice more
✓ learn from constructive criticism
Spend the Money on:
✓ good equipment (i didn’t say the best.. )
✓ Maintaining your gear (ask around, this isn’t too expensive if researched well)
✓ Recording your music.
✓ Merchandise worth buying (i see another band t-shirt (FOR $20) that is an iron-on, i will set it aflame)
Now, the above isn’t “the definitive list” of what only to do. I’m positive there are some I’m forgetting or overlooking.
There are some resources out there that you can use:
- Band Forums- Reddit etc..
- Facebook has a ton of Music Groups that have members who are very proactive.
- Good friend and Fellow Edison HS grad Dwight at Groove U can help you get things together.
- Take a look here: Hall of Douchebags – click on the photos for some ideas of what NOT to do once you start into the Image dept.
- I’ll say it again, ASK PEOPLE FOR ADVICE!
Again, if you spend more on makeup for a show, than you do for a working microphone- you shouldn’t have even gotten this far.
I’m game for any input from all of you out there, speak your mind… debate, be PROACTIVE!
However, one more thing-
Don’t air your band’s dirty laundry, or your own personal BS in public.
This is just another ego-driven cry for attention… even if you think you are being abused or the “victim” in the matter. Instead of the finger pointing and passive aggressive vague-book updates, take a hard look at why you are in that situation-
… and go practice.
Good night,
Rock on
S(p)TD